Ksanthies... lol xD

από MAF1A Πεμ Ιουλ 03, 2008 8:02 am

gt oi ksanthies dn mporun na grapsoun to 33?
Gt dn kseroun pio 3 paei prwto...0xa0x0a0x0x0a

Stamata o troxonomos mia ksanthia
-Kiria mou gt dn forate zwnh?
-Nai auto to forema dn foriete me zwnh...looooooooool

Melaxrini kai ksanthia milane gia sex:
-Tin pipa tin ksereis?rwtaei i melaxrini
-Oxi gia pes,gia pes
-Pairneis to pouli kai to vazeis sto stoma
-Me ta ftera?

Pws vidwnei mia ksanthia mia lampa?
Me vazelinh!

-Ti kanei mia ksanthia otan o gkomenos tis tis leei oti thelei perissotero xwro sti sxesi tis?
-Vgazei tis amigdales tis!

-Pws legete to stoma tis ksanthias?
-Idroviotopos gia spanio eidos pouliwn!looooooooooooolxaxaxaxax

-Ti leei mia ksanthia otan vlepei tsonta?
-Ap na me,na me!!!!!!!!!

-Ti sxesi exoun oi ksanthies me ena mpoukali mpiras?
-Ap ti mesh kai panw einai adeies..!

-Gt oi ksanthies otan katourane sfirizoun?
-Gia na kseroun pia xeilh na skoupisoun!xaxaxaxaxaxaxa <kai gamw auto xaxaxaxa!

από NOBODY X CheZyyxX* Πεμ Ιουλ 03, 2008 5:43 pm

kai alla duo apo emena

gt 2 ksanthies tsakwnontai panw se mia mhxanh
gia to poia tha katsei sto parathyro

an pesei mia ksanthia kai mia melaxrinh apo ena ktirio poia tha pesei katw proth
h melaxrinh gt h ksanthia tha xasei to dromo!!!!!!!

από **Death** Παρ Ιουλ 04, 2008 9:18 am

gamata alla koita kai ayto:

Mia ksanthia odhgei to aytokinhto ths kai se kapoio fanari emfanizetai o sxetikos Pakistanos gia na ths katharisei to tzami.
To tzami einai katharo kai h kopela tou dinei 50 lepta kai tou kanei nohma na mhn to katharisei.
O Pakistanos enthousiazetai kai ths leei me spasta ellhnika:
-"Kuria, eiste polu omorfh."
H ksanthia sunexizei ton dromo ths, kai sto allo fanari pali ta idia. O idios Pakistanos kanei pali na ths plunei to tzami, tou dinei pali 50 lepta, kai akouei pali to idio koplimento.
Ayth h istoria sunexizetai kai sta epomena 5-6 fanaria...
Panta o idios Pakistanos, kai me to idio koplimento, opote h kopela den antexei kai tou leei:
- "Koitakse, tha sou dwsw 5 eurw, arkei na mou peis pws to kaneis kai emfanizesai se kathe fanari."
- "Kuria", leei aytos, "an mou dwsete 5 eyrw, tha sas pw pws na bgeite apo thn plateia..."

από **Death** Πεμ Ιουλ 10, 2008 9:52 am

Pare allo ena:

Leei o andras sthn ksanthia gunaika tou:
- Agaph mou prepei na arxisoume na kanoume oikonomies, apo aurio tha arxizeis na mageireueis kalytera gia na diwksoume thn mageirisa.
- Kai esy apo ayrio tha arxiseis na me gamas kalutera gia na diwksoume kai ton khpouro, apantaei ekeinh.